At This Point The US Government Doesn’t Rate You One Bit
It’s not even funny anymore
Have you ever told a lie to someone or made an excuse that sounded so damn stupid in your head, only to see them lap it up and you’re like “I can’t believe this son of a bitch fell for it, wonder what else I can tell him?”
Well crank that stupid excuse up to eleven, turn that someone into over 300 million people and you get whatever shit show you’ve been getting all these while.
I like to think there’s some kind of big round table where the movers and shakers, across party lines, throw steaming piles of shit onto the walls and are amused as to how frequently they’ve been sticking.
One of such shit shots involve the Epstein documents leakage. I’m not saying the files and names involved are all BS, far from it, I for one am very happy the list is being released and those beasts are getting all the negative attention they deserve.
I would love nothing more than to watch them perp walk all the way to prison but I’ve unfortunately accepted within myself that it’s all pie in the sky. Who knows, we could end up getting a post Christmas miracle but that’s story for another day.
Like clockwork, they sensed the negativity towards them rising, assembled an emergency meeting, gathered in their boardroom where they fling their shits and came up with the one thing that seems to always distract Americans, the one thing they know will always generate curiosity among the masses— Aliens.
That’s right, they’ve rolled out the alien cart, a playbook they borrowed back from Mexico
to release the loads off their backs, and boy are people eating that shit up.
This tweet is probably the one that set the ball in motion. I’m not exactly sure which one exactly but due to the fact that it has over 25 million views and close to 90k likes, I might not be too far off the mark.
I can’t even begin to dissect how stupid all of these sound. I mean for starters, why are all encounters like this conveniently unphotographable? There’s always something; camera wasn’t working, phone died, whatever excuses that always end up with no photos of the aliens or at least a very blurry shadowy picture. Look, I want y’all to take a deep breath and understand this, in this tik tok generation where people even film themselves dying, we would have seen at least one clear photo taken from someone’s iPhone.
I can’t even believe I spent a second of my time talking about this, it’s so stupid when you think about how they wheel stuff like this into frame when there’s something they’d rather you forget.
There’s something about this whole thing that disappointed me the most, and that’s the reaction to the whole thing. In all the viral tweets on this topic, I kept swiping through the comments section hoping to find people who clearly understand what’s really going on. To my utter shock, the comments were filled with people eating it all up.
From the ones who showed interest in the prospects of extra terrestrial life visiting Miami, to the ones who turned it to a bible thing, to the ones who began narrating their own personal experiences with aliens, it seemed as though the propaganda arm of the government had earned their paychecks.
Conclusion
I could be reading too much meaning into all of this and blaming the government for something they might not have had a hand in. The thoughts of that being the case doesn’t bother me at all because it’s almost a virtue to associate things like this with the government.
On the other hand it could be civilians blowing a very simple thing out of proportion like pretty much most of the time. Whichever it is, the people up there can heave a sigh of relief because at least the weight is off their backs, for now.